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*that one spongebob meme* "i wAsNt cRyInG"
Jessica is not the girl morty should be looking for. He can find better girls in his natural state.
Jacqueline looks like she has a giant tumour
Morty just made 500k commission on a call. I'm really mad at Rick right now.
Jordan De Knikker No.
@Martha Speaks You're... You're trolling.
Jordan De Knikker yes. So he sold it for 1.5k and made an extra .5M bonus?
@Martha Speaks hey genius. Convert .5M to thousands. Yeah.
Jordan De Knikker million and a half at 33? 1.5M x 33% ≈ .5M I understand stock broker language
Pause on 1:29 Jessica's Panties
"...because I'm not sick!"
1:24 huh, I am *uck up.
...Because I'm not sick
Poor Jac... 😢
When Morty said **"you miss the old me, you miss someone that loved you so much that you never had to live them back"** I felt that
I dont know if you guys realised, but he look just like evil morty
Wolf of morty street
Tiny American psycho lol
Rick really missed Morty if he wanted to take him out on an adventure just to get a doorstop that he didn’t really need
This morty has to come back execpt not being a American psycho. He really needs to step his game up. He shouldn't put up with the bullshit his toxic crush, his sister or his Grandadfather gives him. He deserves his happiness and better lover. Jacqueline should've stayed with him
Why COULDN'T Morty stay with her lol
Anybody wanna see Rick Morty and Jessica adventures? Or is it just me?
What’s this episode title
I'd like to think that in the end, Healthy Morty realized that you're not really "healthy" just because nothing is wrong with you. We are as defined by our flaws as we are our strengths. As others have suggested, Healthy Morty also represents a very slippery slope that ends in full-on Evil Morty territory: when you begin to believe that you're healthy enough to know what's best, you may end up believing that when you're that healthy and that intelligent you'll know better than anyone what's best for everyone.
The2KXperience I see. Many people are often crazier or unhealthier than they’d like to admit. Emotional baggage, failed relationships, laziness, perfectionism, callousness, etc are what we are conditioned to think are qualities that none should ever harbor if he or she wants to live a healthy, great lifestyle; But the truth is that only YOU determine how healthy you are. It’s up to you to say, “I’m fine. I’m not perfect, but I’m okay and normal.” There’s great irony in this: “So tell me - In what way are you crazy?” The correct response is “In the same ways that you are.”
Jacqueline was the best girl he had.
1:29 Hehehe panties
Yeah I Know
De casualidad no hay alguien que hable en español o solo yo ?
I honestly hope we see more of Jessica in season 4
Hmmmmm is this organic 😂
Lord Warfare who’s he talking to lol
Why do you think Morty didn't hang up? The way he reacted to what his girlfriend said, it just screams "intentional" to me.
I always thought that
Jessica sucks. Hopefully Morty finally gets over that shit in season 4.
I love the little voltron part
I STILL don't know WHY he bothers with her
Jessica and Rick actually make a great team argueung yet caring for Morty
We all have our toxic self because it's restrain.
Anyone else think Morty intentionally didn't hang up to rub it in Jessica's face he got with a someone better.
Esto está chido
Morty has no neck
0:39 Roiland talking about Confident Morty.
Mmmm is this organic?
The two most important people in Morty's life, and neither one can admit they care about him.
This has a very true bittersweet message. Morty is a very stressed uncertain self-conscious person about everything. He lacks backbone, he isn't as smart as others and allows toxic things to take hold on him. Like many people do in reality. When he became healthy he had an aspiring career, money, freedom and a bitch that truly like him and gave a fuck about him unlike Jessicas' goof ass. The problem was he lacked his consciousness when he became healthy so couldn't enjoy the happiness he wanted for so long. Instead he had to go back to being a lightning rod for toxicity to regain his old self. Just like Meg, just like Steve. It's really sad. Life can be cruelly unfair for us all
Bro I need that machine..... I would literally be a god if all my fears and insecurities and awkwardnesses and weirdnesses were gone
I'd probably become psychotic, ruthless megalomaniac...with charisma 100.
We all do, man. We all do.
"You were my soul mate" "Not anymore" 😂😂😂
Jacqueline is thicc my goodness
1:00 - 1:04 That might be the most savage statement I’ve ever heard in this show.
Y si, éste Morty planeó ser capturado?, osea, en medio de esas tres semanas, éste Morty hizo un clon de si mismo usando la tecnología de Rick, antes de que lo atraparan?, y éste es el futuro Morty Malvado?.
I think he says that orogenic line alot
This really shows off how smart Morty is
That guy's eyes are on two different levels of existence.
I like how that *beep* doesn't *beep* fucking word
What douche bag puts the food they just took a bite out of back onto the board kept on cooking
"you can't keep the drones"
Morty IS THE MAN
0:28 what’s with his eyes
Couldn't Rick just replace him with another morty he already admitted that he is just an expendable cloaking device that can be replaced at any time
Yeah that’s his original one. This Rick and Morty are both from C-137 so he’s all he has left of that Earth/reality because they messed that one up
You know that was a lie right? Sure every morty is expendable but rick will always keep this morty because of sentimental value
so she knew he was 14. Okay.
@Prof. Genki hypocrites like you make me fucking sick lol
Right? What a lucky dog.
How didn't Morty close it damn it
I wish to be as healthy as Healthy Morty.